A New Candidate emerges - and Miraculously leading all polls: Kenneth the Page.

Nov 03, 2008 in Stupid News

Vote 4 Kenneth the Page - Your Next Commander and Chief!

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Just announcing his Campaign is 30 Rock’s own Kenneth the page. If you’re undecided, and just don’t know who to vote for - Kenneth is your manchild. Kenneth knows how to get things done. err - at least he’s NOT Sarah Palin!

Kenneth the Page just announced his campaign today, and already he’s leading in many polls. Kenneth promises furry bunnies for every little boy and girl. He also promises to have a free pudding day, where everybody gets free pudding - in lieu of tax cuts.

Vote for Kenneth, or at least Pedro. But for the love of everything holy, don’t vote for McCain!

Did SNL Save Mccain’s Campaign? er…probably not…

Nov 02, 2008 in Politics & Community News

Mccain’s next career: SNL comedian?

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At least, Mccain could fall back to a regular on SNL - maybe we could call him Alec Baldwin #2.

Ya know, I give Mccain props, he definitely is a funny old white guy. Does that mean he can be the next President of the United States…eh I wouldn’t count on it. His showing on SNL was quite funny, both in the opening sequence and the news segment.

It starts out with John Mccain and Sarah Palin(Tina Fey reprising the role), unable to afford their own infomercial they worked out a deal with QVC to talk about their campaign whilst selling souvenires. It’s hillarious, but there are a lot of spots where he really makes fun of himself pretty dang bad. I can’t really say anything about it that would make you understand, its definitely one of those things you just have to see. So here are the videos:

Mccain and Sarah Palin QVC Skit:

Mccain dissing himself on Weekly Update:

Nailin Paylin - Fake Sarah Palin Sex Video..

Oct 22, 2008 in Featured Vids, Politics & Community News, Stupid News

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Move Over Tina Fey - Here comes Nailin Palin…

This is definitely the first porno ever inspired by a presidential campaign… Note video is work-safe.

If Sarah Palin thought the Tina Fey parodies of her were bad, just wait to Hustler gets a hold of her. Apparently Larry Flynt isn’t a fan. They are working on a porn parody called Nailin Paylin. The story line features a Russian tank that breaks down near “Serra Paylin’s” Alaskan home, and well the Russian men turn to Governor Paylin / Palin for help…um…among other things…

It’s also rumored that a fake Hillary Clinton will be featured in the movie as well - although as a guy - I think going with Hillary is a bad move. Might as well figure out a way to photoshop each viewer’s grandma into the mix, with the exception of a few sicko’s that’s a sure ‘boner shrinker’ (As Amy Poehler’s Hillary was referred to on SNL)…

Of course there’s expected to be some major outrage over the Nailin Palin (aka Nailin Paylin) video. Will it make it to court? Doubtful - it probably won’t make out till after the election, and it won’t do nearly as much damage post-election as pre-election.

That is if Mccain / Palin even have a chance anymore. Which is to be seen. Lets hope and pray they don’t.

Sources [Huffington Post, Right Pundits, TMZ, Post Chronicle ]

The Real Sarah Palin Live on Saturday Night Live - Seriously.

Oct 19, 2008 in Announcements, Featured Vids

UPDATE - HERE’s THE VIDEO FROM NBC!
(Video coming as soon as I can find one - youtube keeps pulling them because of copyrights)…

I can’t believe it, Sarah Palin, actually bit the bullet and made an appearance on Saturday Night Live - yes the REAL Sarah Palin.

After all the jokes made on her behalf, this must’ve been something hard to do, I’ll give her that much. Still I enjoy seeing her pounded by the media, if only because I cannot accept her as ever being able to run this country.

I’m all for a woman president, but she just doesn’t seem like she has the leadership qualities, nor the know-how to manage her own life & family(2 pregnant teens, the trooper-gate scandal, etc…) let alone the lives and families of countless millions around the globe..

Sarah Palin shared the stage with some other big name stars, Mark Wahlberg came on to give Andy Sandberg a hard time about his impression of him talking to animals. Tina Fey started out the show, pretending to be Sarah Palin - wearing the same outfit as the real Sarah Palin.

The episode starts with Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin taking questions from her first ever press conference, after a few questions she begins to do her ‘runway walk’ for Miss. Alaska. At this moment the view pans out to a tv screen in the hall, where the real Sarah Palin is talking to Lorne Michaels who is being very polite and apologetic.

In comes Mark Wahlberg, who complains about the way people do bad impressions of people, and Sarah Palin chimes in ‘Yeah, tell me about it…’

The best part was when Alec Baldwin came by and said “Hey Tina…” before trashing the VP candidate. Lorne Michaels abruptly stops him, and announces that this isn’t Tina Fey, but is in fact the real Sarah Palin.

Alec Baldwin, immediately turns polite, and says ‘you’re way hotter in person, honestly I can’t see why they have ‘her’ playing you..I don’t see a resemblance at all..’ To which Sarah Palin says - “ya know, you’re brother Steven is my favorite Baldwin”…

Baldwin then escorts Sarah Palin offstage to give her a tour, and it goes back to Tina Fey, and Baldwin shows up and whispers in her ear, and she gulps and says ‘The real one?’ and says ‘uh, bye gotta go’… and runs off stage.

The real Sarah Palin, then enters the press conference scene and says ‘I’m not gonna answer any of your questions, but I am gonna say…. Live from New York, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!’…

I give her props it was a good skit, and took courage, but that’s not enough to assuade my opinion of her, I’m still backing Obama / Biden - we need some real change.

I am curious to see if this affects the polls at all come Monday. What say you?

(Sarah Palin also appeared in the News portion, as the anchor lady did a rap as Sarah Palin, Sarah graciously bowed saying that she didn’t think it appropriate for her to do for the campaign, Amy said she’s probably right, and did the skit for her… not sure if that was rehearsed or on the spot judgement - but Sarah Palin did dance like a rapper and got jiggy with it…)

It was definitely and interesting episode of Saturday Night Live.