Move Over Tina Fey - Here comes Nailin Palin…

This is definitely the first porno ever inspired by a presidential campaign… Note video is work-safe.

If Sarah Palin thought the Tina Fey parodies of her were bad, just wait to Hustler gets a hold of her. Apparently Larry Flynt isn’t a fan. They are working on a porn parody called Nailin Paylin. The story line features a Russian tank that breaks down near “Serra Paylin’s” Alaskan home, and well the Russian men turn to Governor Paylin / Palin for help…um…among other things…

It’s also rumored that a fake Hillary Clinton will be featured in the movie as well - although as a guy - I think going with Hillary is a bad move.  Might as well figure out a way to photoshop each viewer’s grandma into the mix, with the exception of a few sicko’s that’s a sure ‘boner shrinker’ (As Amy Poehler’s Hillary was referred to on SNL)…

Of course there’s expected to be some major outrage over the Nailin Palin (aka Nailin Paylin) video. Will it make it to court? Doubtful - it probably won’t make out till after the election, and it won’t do nearly as much damage post-election as pre-election.

That is if Mccain / Palin even have a chance anymore. Which is to be seen. Lets hope and pray they don’t.

Sources [Huffington Post, Right Pundits, TMZ, Post Chronicle ]

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Yeah - I’ll say it. I’m an Obama backer - after the whole war and 9-11 fiasco I’d go base-jumping with out a parachute before voting for a republican, or Hillary Clinton.

Listen to what Hillary told O’Reilly, about how the rich deserve to be more blessed than the poor.

Here’s what Mccain says about the Iraq war being a war for Oil.

So who do we vote for?
My vote is for Obama - but even he doesn’t have a good answer about the economic situation we’re getting into.

I think America as a whole is one large titanic and the iceberg is just around the bend. Call me pessimistic but something big is coming and it’s not going to be fun.

Alrighty,

This is pretty funny, I just did a check on Twitterholic, and according to their stats, I’m more popular than Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton!

If I’m that popular maybe I should run for President… of Course Obama would still beat me, as he’s #1, just as long as he beats Hillary in the Primaries - that’s all I care about.

What would be your top issues if you were to run for president?

My Top Issues:

1. Get the FREAK out of IRAQ! First and Foremost, aka NOW, aka ASAP, aka GO Straight to home - do not PASS GO!
2. Universal Healthcare for every citizen - I don’t care if I have to wait in line 2 hours, if that means that nobody is left out. Seriously, isn’t it “We the People - For the People?” If so, shouldn’t everyone have access to quality healthcare?
3. Free College Education. I would setup a program where everyone in the country who desires education can attain it. Afterall education is the ONLY known deterrent of Poverty, and if we’re the #1 country in the world, why are there so many suffering, so much crime, and so much poverty? Why do we jet off to fight in other countries when our own needs a lot of attention?

Those are my 3 major issues, what are yours? I’m interested in seeing where this goes…