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Today is a great day, at hearing about Microsoft’s demise / acquisition, Apple is throwing a farewell party to Bill Gates(May he rest in…well…whatever…)….

If you haven’t heard, he committed suicide when The Ceo of Microsoft jokingly agreed to sell Microsoft for $1 Trillion Dollars, Google - capitalized on the statement by taking them up on the offer, and wrote them a check on the spot. You can read more about it here:Google buys Microsoft for $1 Trillion Dollars. Bill Gates Craps Pants!

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Long Live GOOGLE-Soft!
Apparently, the CEO of Microsoft told the Google CEO, “Ha - we will sell you our company for 1 Trillion Dollars!”, adding: “yeah, right” under his breath.

This was all in jest, and a joking manner, however it was also on live television, and Google’s CEO immediately pulled out a checkbook and wrote a check for $1 Trillion Dollars. Bill Gates, at hearing the news crapped his pants.

Apparently Microsoft under-estimated the Search Engine giant, citing that they had no idea Google had
that much money available.

On a related note - Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, on hearing the news, tracked down the CEO of Microsoft, and shot him point blank with a .22 revolver, before ending his own life, ironically he couldn’t shoot himself, so he took a PC, filled a bathtub and took a bath with a Personal Computer. Ironic because it is his company that helped put a computer in just about every household in America.

I’m curious what we do now, since Google, now owns the whole internet / computing world, pretty much.
Talk about a big Monopoly. What are your thoughts on the matter?

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