Long Live GOOGLE-Soft!

Apparently, the CEO of Microsoft told the Google CEO, “Ha – we will sell you our company for 1 Trillion Dollars!”, adding: “yeah, right” under his breath.

This was all in jest, and a joking manner, however it was also on live television, and Google’s CEO immediately pulled out a checkbook and wrote a check for $1 Trillion Dollars. Bill Gates, at hearing the news crapped his pants.

Apparently Microsoft under-estimated the Search Engine giant, citing that they had no idea Google had
that much money available.

On a related note – Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, on hearing the news, tracked down the CEO of Microsoft, and shot him point blank with a .22 revolver, before ending his own life, ironically he couldn’t shoot himself, so he took a PC, filled a bathtub and took a bath with a Personal Computer. Ironic because it is his company that helped put a computer in just about every household in America.

I’m curious what we do now, since Google, now owns the whole internet / computing world, pretty much.
Talk about a big Monopoly. What are your thoughts on the matter?

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