Archive for the ‘Stupid News’ Category

Silly Cop, Steering Wheel Locks aren’t Guns »

Silly Cop, Steering Wheel Locks aren’t Guns

Does this Steering Wheel Lock (Club) look like a gun? Apparently it did to Australian cops. It seems that they found the 'gun' while searching the vehicle of 18-year-old Chad Hastings, after they pulled him over. They immediately called in backup and arrested the man for possessing a firearm. Soon two additional cops arrived on the scene,

A New Candidate emerges – and Miraculously »

Vote 4 Kenneth the Page - Your Next Commander and Chief! Just announcing his Campaign is 30 Rock's own Kenneth the page. If you're undecided, and just don't know who to vote for - Kenneth is your manchild. Kenneth knows how to get things done. err - at least he's NOT Sarah Palin! Kenneth the Page just announced his campaign today,

Nailin Paylin – Fake Sarah Palin Sex Video.. »

Move Over Tina Fey - Here comes Nailin Palin... This is definitely the first porno ever inspired by a presidential campaign... Note video is work-safe. If Sarah Palin thought the Tina Fey parodies of her were bad, just wait to Hustler gets a hold of her. Apparently Larry Flynt isn't a fan. They are working on a porn parody called

Hmmm…. Hummingbird Sex Position.. Number 1 in »

Learn the Hummingbird Sex Technique, and 500 other love making tips, secrets, and positions!   What the @%#% is The Hummingbird Sex Position? This is pretty funny. Apparently the new NBC show "My Own Worst Enemy", made reference to a "Hummingbird Sex Position", and everyone is talking about it. I must say I didn't feel upto watching it, as

Mccain Ditches Letterman. Caught in proverbial »

Mccain Ditches Letterman. Caught in proverbial ‘Bed’ w/ Katie Couric. Letterman pissed.

I'd think of all people to piss off when running for an election, media icons should be last on your list. I'm more of a Leno fan myself, but I used to watch Letterman when I was younger. There's no doubt in my mind that Letterman is a cultural and media icon. Letterman has been around a long time, and has a huge following. Mccain outright

Can Jesus Prevail against Windows? »

Can Jesus Prevail against Windows?

He can heal the sick, raise the dead, make the blind to see, and turn water into wine, but can he stand up against the evil Windows error screens? I'm a very religious member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormon, or LDS), but this picture was too funny not to post! From

One Day to Live’s Mackenzie Phillips, arrested »

Image by Getty Images via Daylife Mackenzie Phillips is the daughter ofthe Mamas & the Papas Papas founder John Philips. Mackenzie Phillips was born November 10th 1959 Mackenzie Phillips began her career when she was 13 starring in a tv movie called "Go Ask Alice", then at age 14 she played the role of Carol in American

Calacanis breaks the silence, couldn’t go more »

Image via CrunchBase, source unknown As many of you are aware, Jason Calacanis of Mahalo, went into retirement from blogging on July 11th. Claiming he needed to find his new voice, he set out on a quest to build an 'intimate mailing list' to host discussions on. In a recent blog post, an update on his retirement, Jason says he is having a

Tw-Hitler, and the Fall of Twitter! A Hitler / Twitter »

I saw this on techcrunch, and thought I'd share it. It's quite funny, and very relevant to my recent posts on twitter, and frustration with the follow limits on twitter. Let me know what you think!

Patrick Curl’s Top 76 List of Top Ten Lists »

It's a fact - people love lists, especially top ten lists, and so here we have it - my Top 76 Top Ten List List. These are pretty much random, and in no specific order, I must've spent 4 hours on this, so I hope you like it, if not you can kiss my <profanity>. Why did I only pick 76? Because I got damned tired of looking for more lists -

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