Vote 4 Kenneth the Page – Your Next Commander and Chief!

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Just announcing his Campaign is 30 Rock’s own Kenneth the page. If you’re undecided, and just don’t know who to vote for – Kenneth is your manchild. Kenneth knows how to get things done. err – at least he’s NOT Sarah Palin!

Kenneth the Page just announced his campaign today, and already he’s leading in many polls. Kenneth promises furry bunnies for every little boy and girl. He also promises to have a free pudding day, where everybody gets free pudding – in lieu of tax cuts.

Vote for Kenneth, or at least Pedro. But for the love of everything holy, don’t vote for McCain!

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